Steve Lienert :
You spelled "wuss" wrong. What I don't understand is how come you spelled it "JFK".
EGore:
Marc et al,
I am truly sorry I missed this blessed and historic event. It looks like you guys had a blast!! I am one of the unfortunate married wooses that could not get the approval to risk life, limb, frostbite and liver damage for a half day of fun, competition and debauchery...though like JFK the gates of paradise did remain open. Hats off to all you brave yet mentally challenged men, and to Nick and Keith for dethroning the champ.
On another front, our bro Mr Wherry is home from his stint in the hospital; looks like he'll survive (with the proper meds); pass on a little cheer to our bro.
That being said, I am attaching a little holiday cheer for the 10 who made it.
EGore
Marc Schoettle:
More Pics. BTW, the film clip is of Nick missing a birdie so he didn't have to drink, sissy.
Brad Stewart :
Fur Boy, did the real hot female have a strap on ? because you're a big pussy for missing the gig.
Kennedy, John F. (WP) wrote:
Mine was with a real live hot female. Not a wooden stick figure. The
chafing must have been brutal.
Mike Bonjo:
So did we....
Kennedy, John F. (WP):
Well then, I'm glad I didn't drive!
I am certainly bummed about missing the festivities, but I DID get
great sex Saturday night!
JFK
Mike Bonjo:
On the way home, we found at least 17 kinky sex poses that can be performed by the bendy figures on Keith's trophy.
I think I pissed myself we laughed so hard.
Sorry Marc.
Bonj
Don Cain:
Glad to see you took that Gladiator math class.
There were only 1 or 2 group pictures. The other
20 were of Marc hugging his trophies goodbye.
Did he finally let go?
Don Cain
Mike Bonjo :
Ok girls,
I tried to get Schoettle to email the pictures from Saturday before
he left for Sweden. I guess he had plenty to do after we left. They
must be awesome.
This is how the winners finished:
Nick "The Ringer" Knightie 54
Keith "Lone Wolf" Clinton 60
Marc "Hostess with the Mostess" Schoettle 61
Mike "Face Plant" Bonjo 65
Brad "Runny Nose" Stewbert 68
Don "Irish Mist" Sauceman 69
Davie "Ultimate Spotter" Woods 73
Scoot "Prison Hooch" Deerhunter 74
Jim "Talking and Laughing" Brosemeister 79
Dan "I Feel No Cold" Baker 88
It was truly an historic event. I still can't feel my fingers.
Have a great holiday and of course, drink responsibly!
We Love You Steve Wherry!
Regards,
Mike Bonjo
Survivor CRO XLIIXVII
Steve Lienert:
Despite my misfortune, I just pretended I was there and shot 18 holes in my backyard. Since everything we play is par 3 regardless of length, (and my backyard is 30 yards long) I shot a 42 (-12). Just a note for future CRO's: The alcohol starts really affecting your game after shot No. 9. Your neighbors, however, start to look at you weird after No. 5. Your wife leaves you alone after No. 2.
-Lionheart
PS. Tauntauns are asexual.
Great summary Sauce, VP of CC Sauce; I almost fell out of seat reading your "Thanks" to Brad. The Man Down calls were hilarious. Scotto will have to wear his orange jump suit from now on so we can find him in the snow (and cornfield).
Here are the results as best as I can recall:
Best Hostess: Jen
Men's Division :
Winners: All 10 attendees - Schuttle, Stewart, Sauce, Baker, Woodsy,
Scotto, Brose, Bonj, Nick, Clinton
Injured reserve : Wherry (welcome back from hospital!)
Mechanical reserve: DesMarais (car accident on way to Cro)
Most Manly: distance travelled: Scotto (north Jersey)
Most Manly: shirt off in 20mph blizzard: Baker
Women's Division:
First Place: Nacho (apparently he worked late and his dress was
wrinkled in the morning)
Hermaphrodite Division:
Lionheart (dicked over by Nacho)
JFK (father-in-law had appendix out)
Brendan (Irish Christmas gathering)
Division TBD:
...those missing from list above
Don Cain:
That was the most unbelievably freakin crazy stupid (yet fun) day of disc golf in my history, and I'm old. The laws of physics did not apply, there were rollers through snow (snowlers), discs burrowing like ferrets and magical anti-gravity skim shots. Bodies dropped on a regular basis "Man down!" was often heard. Bonj flying off the tee rivaled Brad's mud drive (dive) in New Orleans.
Beer slushies were the norm found in your ice encrusted golf bag.
I would like to thank Brad for not dying. Until he returns my golf bag, discs and gloves on New Years Day I am forced to be nice to him. Once returned, I may call him a Tauntaun. Schoettle, you're like moonshine. You cause us to "make the face" yet we come back for more and feel strangely happy. Thanks for letting Nick win, but his
Kotex hat has to go. Is it true Keith also found the passing lane on Marc? The hospitality was great, thanks Jen.
Dan Baker was stoic as the shortest drive representative.
About 90 pounds off last years perp. Dan, did your second prediction come true? There was some sex potential at the Schoettle sleepover...
To warmer rounds,
(When missing wooscakes can make it)
Don "DK" Cain
Dan Baker :
Thanks Brad for organizing CRO once again.
Thanks Marc and Jen for your generous hospitality.
And thanks to the all the players who who came for a 4-hour walk in
the woods in the biggest December snow storm ever.
You f' guys are the best.
This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it wrote:
I with Big Rick somebody needs to beat Marc this year,
Anyone else notice Nach had trouble saying he agreed with Rick. I assume this was the missing verb. Or i could be wrong and the thread could be sex related?
From: Nacho
Nice to hear that everybody is working hard today. The Brendan Nacho showdown will have to wait for another year. Coincidence that the two smallest guys are the two tough guys. I'll take on any of you big guys on, certainly an easier match than Brendan. I with Big Rick somebody needs to beat Marc this year, of course we say that every year.
Back to work for me working late tonight will get done about 10:00 PM.
See everybody tomorrow.
Nacho
Kennedy, John F. (WP):
Sent: Friday, December 18, 2009 2:31 PM
Nobody told me that Proctor was pregnant. I would have gone if I knew the '08 event was really a baby shower.
Thanks,
JFK
Marc Schoettle
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
If anyone is worried about the drive home, there is plenty of room to sleep over, in the garage.
Thanks Rick for letting the cat out of the bag for the second trophy.
I hope you guys have fattened up, we have the "Farthest From The Pin Hole", shirtless. Jon P must have known it was going to be him last year.
Call me if you are running late, ###-###-####.
Wherry, did you have to go to such lengths to get out of it this year?
Management
Steve Lienert
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
I'm not sure who translated that for Brad, but I think what he meant to say was "Whaddya some kind of fag? It's a little f-n snow, Sauce. I know your an old man now but c'mon. Grab a tampon, shove it in your boots and let's play some golf. You fairy."
You will not lull me into a false sense of security with that weak "we'll be fine" comment, Stewbie. This ain't my first rodeo. None of us will be fine for the next two days.
See youse guys tomorrow...
-Lienert
Bad Stewart:
Bring a cap and some boots, we'll be fine.
Don Cain wrote:
Good thing we're not playing there!
Don Cain
From: Mike Bonjo
Sent: Friday, December 18, 2009 11:51 AM
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
"24-28 inches expected in southern Chester county"
Regards,
Mike Bonjo
From: Don Cain [mailto: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
What's this I hear about SNOW?
Don Cain
From: Smith, Sean G [mailto: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
I had no idea you would miss Brendan that much.
From: Dan Baker
Sent: Friday, December 18, 2009 10:47 AM
Subject: Re: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
My bold predictions: I will come in dead last. I will not get any sex
Saturday evening.
Hmm, I can live with that. I'll be there.
On Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 8:46 AM, Keith Clinton wrote:
Brendan, I'm sorry to hear you won't make it; you were the last Great White Hope to beat Shuttle. Glad to hear you've overcome your Irishness.
I'm in for Tyler or Iron Hill on 12/27.
Sorry you won't be there either Steve; good luck with your recovery!
See the rest of you girls tomorrow.
-k
From: Smith, Brendan
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII
Found the scorecard from CRO 2008:
Schoettle 47 (less 7 stroke home course advantage = 54)
Brendan 53
E Gore 55
Keith 57
Brad 58
JP 59
Scotto 60
Gunner 60
Bonj 61
Steve 61
Woods 64
Sauce 64
Wheels 67
Brose 76
Where was Nacho??? No need for any additional body armor this year. I will not be able to defend my 2008 title on Saturday. For some reason, Anna's family Christmas party has priority? And, those angry Irishmen issues are almost a thing of the past. Other than smacking some girl in the head at Downey's for saying the same stupid thing four times in 60 seconds, and ripping off and burning a couple of my brother's really ugly shirts, some real progress was made in 2009. I hope your
2009 has been as successful as mine and that 2010 is even better.
Enjoy CRO XLII, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year .
Bren
PS - hoping to get some disc golf in any day 12/27-30. Anybody good
for Tyler or Delaware on Mon 27^th ?
From: Keith Clinton
Subject: Re: Crown Royal XLII
OK, OK, I can't take it anymore. Tis' the season to be busting on each other prior to the annual whatever-it-is tournament and I haven't seen a response yet.
Here's my to-do list for Sat. :
- purchase chest, head and groin protection system in case Brendan shows up (with that really good Irish liqueur that we were drinking at 9am)
- stop by Victoria's Secret to pick up a gift set for Jen to model
- line stomach with pepto bismol
- expand scorecard to accommodate double digits on each hole
- send out scorecard (if I can find it) to allow us to remember what happened last year
Looking forward to Sat. I believe Brad found out about a few extra invites to the festivities...we'll see.
-k
ps - I added the email I had for Woodsy though I don't know how old it is...
From: Marc Schoettle < This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
Sent: Wed, December 2, 2009 2:23:21 PM
Subject: Crown Royal XVII
Hello all,
I hope you are all doing well. The annual CRO event will be held again this year at my estate in Kennett Square, December 19^th , tee off at
10:30, so be at my house by ten so we can have some time to insult each other before getting to the course. Bring beer and a token gift
for Jen and any helmets or padding for any fighting events that might break out after the tournament. I will have bagels and cream cheese for breakfast and am still deciding on what slop to have afterwards.
If time and motivation allows, we could have a doubles tournament at my house afterwards, otherwise just fighting and puking.
Unfortunately Tiger cannot attend this year's festivities, see attached, his wife found pictures of him and Brad naked in the shower together.
To the one or two of you that haven't been contacted by Big Rick yet, he is still trying to get your phone numbers, he kicked my ass at the newest greatest local course, Carousel, earlier this week. I still think he slipped something in my water but I can't prove it. He did play way more consistently than his punctuality. Any predictions this year? Here is a gem of one from last year, I will not divulge the sender...(Do the math)
I agree with Keith, Bonj, Sauce and Nacho, JFK, Brendan, George, Procter and anybody else out there. I will bet anyone attending that Schuttle does not win the event. I'm down with Yual, what about Big Rick?
Love to kick his ass.
Lastly, does anyone have Dave Woods e-mail, he is not on this list but
should definitely be invited.
I look forward to seeing you all, at least initially.
Current Champ,
Marc S
Marc Scheottle:
What a week!!! Yes, that is correct, I am still here. I drove to Newark NJ yesterday afternoon to fly to DC to connect to Switzerland. The airport was a total mess. My flight was three and a half hours delayed. I knew I was going to miss my connecting flight out of DC, but they didn't give a shi..., so I flew to DC. At DC, the next available flight was on the 24th to Switzerland, so I rented a car and drove home, arriving at 2 am. Drove the rental car back to NJ today to get my car out of Long term parking and am currently at my office, downloading pictures to send to you all.
All last week, I spent hours preparing for the CRO. Cleaning, getting food, and preparing two beautiful trophies, assuming I would win one of them. I did my best to keep any ringers out of the competition. But nooo, Nick had to call me the morning of the tournament to tell me that his crew wanted to stay home and get drunk and could he join us. Stupid me invited him, but he did say he wasn't going to drink, so he wouldn't be able to win. He changed his mind and participated, asshole!
And whats up with Keith. He is supposed to be a lush, when did he start getting so good. That bitch snuck up behind me and stole second place. Then there is Brad, completing my week of misery. He and Linert gave me bad advice, promising me that there is no way Denver is losing to Oakland. They convinced me not to pick New England in my suicide pool, worth $7000, but to go with Denver.
Despite all of that, it was truly one of the best Crown Royals yet. I had a great time and look forward to having someone else responsible for arranging next years tourney, welcome aboard Nick, sucker!
I will be sending over the pictures in several emails, due to there size. They are in chronological order.
We missed all you sissy's, maybe next year if we have an Indian Summer in late December. You all got your wish in my demise.
I am keeping whatever was left at my house.
Former Champ
Marc S
Brad Stewart:
Fur Boy, did the real hot female have a strap on ? because you're a big
pussy for missing the gig.
Kennedy, John F. (WP) wrote:
Mine was with a real live hot female. Not a wooden stick figure. The chafing must have been brutal.
Mike Bonjo:
So did we....
Kennedy, John F. (WP)
Well then, I'm glad I didn't drive!
I am certainly bummed about missing the festivities, but I DID get great sex Saturday night!
JFK
Mike Bonjo
On the way home, we found at least 17 kinky sex poses that can be performed by the bendy figures on Keith's trophy.
I think I pissed myself we laughed so hard.
Sorry Marc.
Bonj
Don Cain:
Glad to see you took that Gladiator math class.
There were only 1 or 2 group pictures. The other
20 were of Marc hugging his trophies goodbye.
Did he finally let go?
Don Cain
Steve Lienert
Despite my misfortune, I just pretended I was there and shot 18 holes
in my backyard. Since everything we play is par 3 regardless of
length, (and my backyard is 30 yards long) I shot a 42 (-12). Just a
note for future CRO's: The alcohol starts really affecting your game
after shot No. 9. Your neighbors, however, start to look at you weird
after No. 5. Your wife leaves you alone after No. 2.
-Lionheart
PS. Tauntauns are asexual.
geminikc9
I'm not sure who translated that for Brad, but I think what he meant
to say was "Whaddya some kind of fag? It's a little f-n snow, Sauce. I
know your an old man now but c'mon. Grab a tampon, shove it in your boots and let's play some golf. You fairy."
You will not lull me into a false sense of security with that weak "we'll be fine" comment, Stewbie. This ain't my first rodeo.
None of us will be fine for the next two days.
See youse guys tomorrow...
-Lienert
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Bring a cap and some boots, we'll be fine.
Don Cain wrote:
Good thing we're not playing there!
Don Cain
Mike Bonjo:
"24-28 inches expected in southern Chester county"
Regards,
Mike Bonjo
Don Cain
What's this I hear about SNOW?
Don Cain
Smith, Sean G:
I had no idea you would miss Brendan that much.
Dan Baker
My bold predictions: I will come in dead last. I will not get any sex
Saturday evening.
Hmm, I can live with that. I'll be there.
Keith Clinton
Brendan, I'm sorry to hear you won't make it; you were the last Great
White Hope to beat Shuttle. Glad to hear you've overcome your Irishness.
I'm in for Tyler or Iron Hill on 12/27.
Sorry you won't be there either Steve; good luck with your recovery!
See the rest of you girls tomorrow.
-k
Smith, Brendan
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII
Found the scorecard from CRO 2008:
Schoettle 47 (less 7 stroke home course advantage = 54)
Brendan 53
E Gore 55
Keith 57
Brad 58
JP 59
Scotto 60
Gunner 60
Bonj 61
Steve 61
Woods 64
Sauce 64
Wheels 67
Brose 76
Where was Nacho??? No need for any additional body armor this year. I will not be able to defend my 2008 title on Saturday. For some reason,
Anna's family Christmas party has priority? And, those angry Irishmen issues are almost a thing of the past. Other than smacking some girl in the head at Downey's for saying the same stupid thing four times in 60 seconds, and ripping off and burning a couple of my brother's really ugly shirts, some real progress was made in 2009. I hope your 2009 has been as successful as mine and that 2010 is even better.
Enjoy CRO XLII, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year .
Bren
PS - hoping to get some disc golf in any day 12/27-30. Anybody good
for Tyler or Delaware on Mon 27^th ?
Keith Clinton
Subject: Re: Crown Royal XLII
OK, OK, I can't take it anymore. Tis' the season to be busting on each
other prior to the annual whatever-it-is tournament and I haven't seen
a response yet.
Here's my to-do list for Sat. :
- purchase chest, head and groin protection system in case Brendan shows up (with that really good Irish liqueur that we were drinking at
9am)
- stop by Victoria's Secret to pick up a gift set for Jen to model
- line stomach with pepto bismol
- expand scorecard to accommodate double digits on each hole
- send out scorecard (if I can find it) to allow us to remember what happened last year
Looking forward to Sat. I believe Brad found out about a few extra invites to the festivities...we'll see.
-k
ps - I added the email I had for Woodsy though I don't know how old it
is...
Marc Schoettle:
Subject: Crown Royal XVII
Hello all,
I hope you are all doing well. The annual CRO event will be held again this year at my estate in Kennett Square, December 19^th , tee off at
10:30, so be at my house by ten so we can have some time to insult each other before getting to the course. Bring beer and a token gift for Jen and any helmets or padding for any fighting events that might break out after the tournament. I will have bagels and cream cheese for breakfast and am still deciding on what slop to have afterwards. If time and motivation allows, we could have a doubles tournament at my house afterwards, otherwise just fighting and puking.
Unfortunately Tiger cannot attend this year's festivities, see attached, his wife found pictures of him and Brad naked in the shower together.
To the one or two of you that haven't been contacted by Big Rick yet, he is still trying to get your phone numbers, he kicked my ass at the newest greatest local course, Carousel, earlier this week. I still think he slipped something in my water but I can't prove it. He did play way more consistently than his punctuality.
Any predictions this year? Here is a gem of one from last year, I will not divulge the sender...(Do the math)
I agree with Keith, Bonj, Sauce and Nacho, JFK, Brendan, George, Procter and anybody else out there. I will bet anyone attending that Schuttle does not win the event. I'm down with Yual, what about Big Rick?
Love to kick his ass.
Lastly, does anyone have Dave Woods e-mail, he is not on this list but should definitely be invited.
I look forward to seeing you all, at least initially.
Current Champ,
Marc S
From: Brad Stewart
Subject: Re: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
Fur Boy, did the real hot female have a strap on ? because you're a big pussy for missing the gig.
Kennedy, John F. (WP) wrote:
Mine was with a real live hot female. Not a wooden stick figure. The
chafing must have been brutal.
Mike Bonjo
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
So did we....
Kennedy, John F. (WP)
Well then, I'm glad I didn't drive!
I am certainly bummed about missing the festivities, but I DID get
great sex Saturday night!
JFK
Mike Bonjo
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
On the way home, we found at least 17 kinky sex poses that can be performed by the bendy figures on Keith's trophy.
I think I pissed myself we laughed so hard.
Sorry Marc.
Bonj
Don Cain
Sent: Tuesday, December 22, 2009 11:29 AM
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
Glad to see you took that Gladiator math class.
There were only 1 or 2 group pictures. The other 20 were of Marc hugging his trophies goodbye.
Did he finally let go?
Don Cain
Dan Baker
Sent: Monday, December 21, 2009 8:30 AM
Subject: Re: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
Thanks Brad for organizing CRO once again.
Thanks Marc and Jen for your generous hospitality.
And thanks to the all the players who who came for a 4-hour walk in the woods in the biggest December snow storm ever.
You f' guys are the best.
On Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 7:14 PM, bscottohunter wrote:
I with Big Rick somebody needs to beat Marc this year,
Anyone else notice Nach had trouble saying he agreed with Rick. I assume this was the missing verb. Or i could be wrong and the thread could be sex related?
From: Nacho
Subject: Re: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
Nice to hear that everybody is working hard today. The Brendan Nacho showdown will have to wait for another year. Coincidence that the two smallest guys are the two tough guys. I'll take on any of you big guys on, certainly an easier match than Brendan. I with Big Rick somebody needs to beat Marc this year, of course we say that every year.
Back to work for me working late tonight will get done about 10:00 PM.
See everybody tomorrow.
Nacho
From: Kennedy, John F. (WP) <mailto: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it >
Sent: Friday, December 18, 2009 2:31 PM
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
Nobody told me that Proctor was pregnant. I would have gone if I knew the '08 event was really a baby shower.
Thanks,
JFK
From: Marc Schoettle
Sent: Friday, December 18, 2009 2:05 PM
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
If anyone is worried about the drive home, there is plenty of room to sleep over, in the garage.
Thanks Rick for letting the cat out of the bag for the second trophy.
I hope you guys have fattened up, we have the "Farthest From The Pin Hole", shirtless. Jon P must have known it was going to be him last year.
Call me if you are running late, 484-410-9079.
Wherry, did you have to go to such lengths to get out of it this year?
Management
From: Steve Lienert
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
I'm not sure who translated that for Brad, but I think what he meant to say was "Whaddya some kind of fag? It's a little f-n snow, Sauce. I know your an old man now but c'mon. Grab a tampon, shove it in your boots and let's play some golf. You fairy."
You will not lull me into a false sense of security with that weak "we'll be fine" comment, Stewbie. This ain't my first rodeo.
None of us will be fine for the next two days.
See youse guys tomorrow...
-Lienert
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:56:09 -0500
From: Brad Stewart
Subject: Re: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
Bring a cap and some boots, we'll be fine.
Don Cain wrote:
Good thing we're not playing there!
Don Cain
Mike Bonjo
Sent: Friday, December 18, 2009 11:51 AM
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
"24-28 inches expected in southern Chester county"
Regards,
Mike Bonjo
Don Cain
Sent: Friday, December 18, 2009 12:00 PM
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
What's this I hear about SNOW?
Don Cain
From: Smith, Sean G
Subject: RE: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
I had no idea you would miss Brendan that much.
From: Dan Baker
Sent: Friday, December 18, 2009 10:47 AM
Subject: Re: Crown Royal XLII -updated email to include Gunner
My bold predictions: I will come in dead last. I will not get any sex
Saturday evening.
Hmm, I can live with that. I'll be there.
On Fri, Dec 18, 2009 at 8:46 AM, Keith Clinton wrote:
Brendan, I'm sorry to hear you won't make it; you were the last Great White Hope to beat Shuttle. Glad to hear you've overcome your Irishness.
I'm in for Tyler or Iron Hill on 12/27.
Sorry you won't be there either Steve; good luck with your recovery!
See the rest of you girls tomorrow.
-k
Where was Nacho??? No need for any additional body armor this year. I will not be able to defend my 2008 title on Saturday. For some reason,
Anna's family Christmas party has priority? And, those angry Irishmen issues are almost a thing of the past. Other than smacking some girl in the head at Downey's for saying the same stupid thing four times in 60 seconds, and ripping off and burning a couple of my brother's really ugly shirts, some real progress was made in 2009. I hope your 2009 has been as successful as mine and that 2010 is even better.
Enjoy CRO XLII, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year .
PS - hoping to get some disc golf in any day 12/27-30. Anybody good
for Tyler or Delaware on Mon 27^th ?
From: Keith
Sent: Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:10 PM
Subject: Re: Crown Royal XLII
OK, OK, I can't take it anymore. Tis' the season to be busting on each other prior to the annual whatever-it-is tournament and I haven't seen
a response yet.
Here's my to-do list for Sat. :
- purchase chest, head and groin protection system in case Brendan shows up (with that really good Irish liqueur that we were drinking at
9am)
- stop by Victoria's Secret to pick up a gift set for Jen to model
- line stomach with pepto bismol
- expand scorecard to accommodate double digits on each hole
- send out scorecard (if I can find it) to allow us to remember what happened last year
Looking forward to Sat. I believe Brad found out about a few extra invites to the festivities...we'll see.
-k
ps - I added the email I had for Woodsy though I don't know how old it
is...
Marc Schoettle
Sent: Wed, December 2, 2009 2:23:21 PM
Subject: Crown Royal XVII
Hello all,
I hope you are all doing well. The annual CRO event will be held again this year at my estate in Kennett Square, December 19^th , tee off at 10:30, so be at my house by ten so we can have some time to insult each other before getting to the course. Bring beer and a token gift for Jen and any helmets or padding for any fighting events that might break out after the tournament. I will have bagels and cream cheese for breakfast and am still deciding on what slop to have afterwards.
If time and motivation allows, we could have a doubles tournament at my house afterwards, otherwise just fighting and puking.
Unfortunately Tiger cannot attend this year's festivities, see attached, his wife found pictures of him and Brad naked in the shower together.
To the one or two of you that haven't been contacted by Big Rick yet, he is still trying to get your phone numbers, he kicked my ass at the newest greatest local course, Carousel, earlier this week. I still think he slipped something in my water but I can't prove it. He did play way more consistently than his punctuality.
Any predictions this year? Here is a gem of one from last year, I will not divulge the sender...(Do the math)
I agree with Keith, Bonj, Sauce and Nacho, JFK, Brendan, George, Procter and anybody else out there. I will bet anyone attending that Schuttle does not win the event. I'm down with Yual, what about Big Rick?
Love to kick his ass.
Lastly, does anyone have Dave Woods e-mail, he is not on this list but should definitely be invited.
I look forward to seeing you all, at least initially.
How about we play it on WII Tiger Woods from the comfort of our own homes? Send out bar coded sealed flasks of Crown Royal to each competitor, which they use to log in to the session. Then everyone can keep their toesies nice and toasty.
We did talk about moving it to a warmer location; say Grand Caymans. http://www.caymanislands.ky/
Part of participation is buying one of the fold up DGA baskets to bring and setup on the beach and resort.
Wouldn't you rather lose discs to the reef?